Y’know…I never believed that there were “others” out there. That this isn’t the only life that’s being lived. As it turns out, there are other universes that exist. And those universes will have another version of yourself, or not.
I heard rumors that the toughest criminals don’t get sent to The…
PLEASE SIT DOWN, VICKI. THERE’S SOMETHING I HAVE TO TELL YOU.
BY DAY I AM THE BILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY YOU KNOW AND LOVE, BUT AT NIGHT …
I’M BATMAN.
A letter to my mom.
Dear mom,
How have you been? I got your package a few days ago. Bette loves the Pocky sticks and I’m enjoying the rice balls. She gives her many thanks, and she can’t wait to see you for the wedding. Yes, there’s still a wedding. It’s going to happen when we’re absolutely free. And when I say free, I mean with no one trying to kill us.
You’re gonna be able to meet my friends finally! I’m sure they’re going to love you. And if we all look exhausted, it’s because we’ve been through a lot. I’m sure you saw the news reports of what happened here in the states. Watching Gotham City become a wasteland was…shocking. But no one could have predicted what would happen a few weeks later. The city was “saved” by the multimillionaire chrome dome Lex Luthor. You’re probably going to Google him, so I’ll save you the trouble. HE’S A BIG STUPID JERK. Even though he bought the city and saved it from ruin, he’s been enforcing his own rules and even tried to arrest us!
I bet you’re reading this right now and getting ready to get a plane ticket here, but don’t. I’m going to be just fine mom. I’ve got my friends by my side, and we can get through this. I mean, we’ve seen much worse happen!
And I promise, the wedding will go off with no villain attacks, no monster invasions, or any freak explosions.
I love you mom and can’t wait to see you soon.
Sincerely,
Rion Yamaki.
